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I’m torn among the alarming array of possible Republican running mates for Donald Trump, the near-certain GOP presidential candidate; the pro-Palestinian campus protesters who make one nostalgic for the draft; Stormy Daniels, “adult entertainment artist,” a.k.a. porn actor, who testified this week in Trump’s hush-money trial; and Trump himself, who is a human windfall of grotesquerie and arrogant mediocrity.