Man pressure washes patio for the first time in ages & shows off transformation… but everyone’s saying the same thing
A MAN who pressure washed his patio for the first time was inundated with people all saying the same thing when he shared a video of it.
He took to Reddit to post the clip, which saw him use the power tool to get the green, slimy patio looking clean and fresh once again.
"Cleaned my dad's patio for the first time in a while," he titled the video in the Power Washing P*rn thread.
He only did one square of the patio to demonstrate the efficiency of his washer, but the comments section was immediately filled with people all saying the same thing about the "before" shots.
"Was the patio inside a fish tank by any chance?" one asked.
"Damn son, did you dad used to live underwater?" another added.
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"Is the patio located in Shrek's swamp?" a third commented.
"Where do you guys live? The bottom of an aquarium?" someone else wrote.
"Did he drain a lake and find a patio at the bottom?" another said.
"Where do you live, Atlantis?" someone else questioned.
"Was the patio by any chance being used as marine aquarium?" another wrote.
"Is your dad an alligator?" someone else said.
While others took issue with the fact that the poster had said it was the first time he'd washed the patio in a "while".
"A while?! That things got primordial ooze on it," one wrote.
"By 'in a while' you’re speaking on a geological timeline, right?" another added.
To which someone else hit back: "It’s just somewhere wet and cold.
"West Scotland here, sometimes it’s not dry for weeks on end here."
In response to another comment, the man shared a before and after shot of the patio.
"Crazy, so you have any thoughts on how it got to that point?" one person asked in a comment on that post.
"Was it a leak or constant rainfall or?"
"General laziness probably," the poster replied.
"I guess rainfall also, there's been some flooding in my area recently so I doubt that's made it better."
"Wow. You really made a difference. Sorry to say, but it was so dirty!" someone else said.
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"Thank you I completely agree," the man responded.
"I forget how bad it is until I clean it haha!"
