This is a lovely piece from my (Kiwi) colleague Julia Hollingsworth, on what seems to be quite a not uncommon sentiment these recent days. Who’d have thought, but it turns out us football-loving folk have been onto something all these years!
Switzerland v New Zealand: Women’s World Cup 2023 – live
My player to watch tonight? Ramona Bachmann. The Barcelona forward has looked good so far, and will be expected to pose problems for the Ferns’ back line in Dunedin.
Back to Dunedin, where we might expect a decent atmosphere – the stakes are high, and the design of the stadium means it can get loud. They call it “the Glasshouse”, apparently, given its see-through roof, but to me it’s more of a giant indoor sports hall.

It’s just finished in Adelaide and Morocco have rebounded from a inauspicious start to their campaign with a famous win over South Korea in Group H!
And here’s how the Swiss will line up – they are unchanged.
1 Gaelle Thalmann
19 Eseosa Aigbogun
5 Noelle Maritz
2 Julia Stierli
8 Nadine Riesen
13 Lia Waelti
11 Coumba Sow
6 Geraldine Reuteler
17 Seraina Piubel
9 Ana Crnogorcevic
10 Ramona Bachmann
The Football Ferns have made a couple of changes – Longo and Chance come into the starting XI as Indiah-Paige Riley and Betsy Hassett drop to the bench.
Get ready to make some noise Ōtepoti Dunedin 🔊
— New Zealand Football 🇳🇿 (@NZ_Football) July 30, 2023
Here is how we start against Switzerland 🇳🇿🇨🇭#NZL #FIFAWWC pic.twitter.com/KA5GDfHM98
Switzerland have manoeuvred into a strong position and are arguably favourites to go through now – they are yet to concede, and held Norway to goalless draw after beating the Philippines 2-0.
Co-hosts New Zealand won their first World Cup match last week, memorably against Norway, before a shock defeat to the Philippines tempered expectations a bit.
I’ll be forever grateful to my colleague Sarah Rendell for putting this together, so my head didn’t have to hurt. Here’s what will happen if:
Switzerland win - through
Switzerland draw - through
Switzerland lose - they would need the other game to draw or for Norway to win by less than three goals.
NZ win - through
NZ draw - they would need the other game to draw or for Norway to win by a goal (they would then be tied on points and goal difference so it would come down to amount of goals scored, then head-to-head)
NZ lose - out
Norway win - would need Switzerland to win or the other game to draw and win by more than a goal
Norway draw - out
Norway lose – out
Philippines win - through
Philippines draw - need Switzerland to win
Philippines lose - out
Hello again and welcome again. Has it already been 11 days since the World Cup began? Time is flying and today marks the beginning of the end of the group stage, with Group A to be decided with simultaneous kick-offs in Dunedin and Auckland.
At Eden Park, Norway take on the Philippines (you can follow the build-up to that game with our other live blog over here, helmed by my colleague Sarah Rendell), but it is the game at the giant greenhouse they call Forsyth Barr Stadium between the co-hosts New Zealand and Switzerland that will be the focus of this blog for the next couple of hours or so.
We could be set for a wild ride, with everything still to play for, and all four teams still capable of going through to the last 16 with just 90 minutes to play. More on the full permutations in a second, but suffice to say that New Zealand, who have never qualified for the last 16 at the World Cup before, can do so with victory. Equally, Switzerland, who last got out of the group stage in 2015, will go through with victory. As for a draw… well, it gets a little more complicated for the Football Ferns then.
Kick-off is an hour away. Stick with us for those permutations, team news and the match. In the meantime, please feel free to get in touch with an email or tweet @mike_hytner if you have burning issues to get off your chest.