Real Madrid v Stuttgart, Manchester United v Barnsley: Champions League and Carabao Cup – live

Key events

GOAL! Juventus 3-0 PSV (González 52) The Old Lady are heading towards a straightforward win on opening night. Nicolás González is played on-side as a cross from the left finds him unmarked in the box; his first touch sets him up for a fine dinked finish.

Real Madrid v Stuttgart. Bayern Munich v Dinamo Zagreb. Manchester United v, um, Barnsley. Yes, it’s time for the Champions League-Carabao clockwatch, a strange hotchpotch but an enjoyable service I’m happy to provide. I’ll keep you updated on the goals, reds, potential strike action, whatever catches the eye.

We’re already underway in Europe – there’s a lot to squeeze in this year – with Juventus hosting PSV and Aston Villa up against the peculiarly named Young Boys. Feel free to get in touch with your thoughts, queries and do please let me know if you’ve ever actually drank the Carabao Energy Drink. Book recommendations are always welcome.