The Premier League returns
Psst. It's safe to come out now.
Club football is back, it's belting it down with rain, and the international break is finally over (for three weeks, just try to forget about that).
The Premier League isn't known for loading us up with 3pm games nowadays.
But the scheduling Gods have come through for us on this autumnal Saturday, with five kicking off at primetime.
Those games are sandwiched between a tasty London derby and a potential banana skin for in-form Arsenal, who travel down to face Bournemouth.
First up we've Tottenham, who had their own nightmare on the South Coast just two weeks ago.
It seems like an eternity since Spurs chucked away a 2-0 lead at Brighton, but they're back on home soil today against a West Ham proving impossible to predict.
Ange Postecoglou has promised a response - but this is Spurs we're talking about. Let's face it, anything could happen. Let's get this show on the road.