Manchester United v Brentford, Burnley v Chelsea, and more: clockwatch – live

Ten-man Spurs are ahead at Kenilworth Road. Micky van de Ven scored his first goal for the club from close range after great work by the irrepressible James Maddison.

If I am hungover, any romcom will see me through, as will a YouTube video of a hedgehog being stroked with a toothbrush.

This is very good news for Newcastle, although the release clause looks a bit low.

Half time: Sunderland 0-0 Middlesbrough

It’s also goalless in the Tees-Wear derby, though Sunderland are down to 10 fellas: Dan Neil was shown a second yellow card in injury time, I think for dissent.

Half time: Luton 0-0 Tottenham

It’s goalless at Kenilworth Road, though that doesn’t tell the story of a rumbustious first half. Spurs nearly broke the xG algorithm, then had Yves Bissouma sent off for diving on the stroke of half-time. Get chapter and verse with Scott Murray.

Internazionale v Bologna team news

Hello and welcome to another busy clockwatch, although maybe we should call this week’s a crisiswatch. Manchester United, Everton, Chelsea and Sheffield United all play this afternoon, all contenders to finish the weekend in possession of the Premier League Crisis Baton.

There’s also a very big game at the top of the Championship, Ipswich v Preston, and the leaders in Scotland, Italy and Spain are all in action. These are our featured games, all 3pm kick-offs unless stated.

Premier League

• Luton 0-0 Spurs (12.30pm)

• Burnley v Chelsea

• Everton v Bournemouth

• Fulham v Sheff Utd

• Man Utd v Brentford

Championship

• Sunderland 0-0 Middlesbrough (12.30pm)

• Ipswich v Preston

• Leicester v Stoke

Scottish Premiership

• Celtic v Kilmarnock

Serie A

• Internazionale v Bologna (2pm)

La Liga

• Real Madrid v Osasuna (3.15pm)