I got called into school to collect my son’s ‘inappropriate’, confiscated toys – I bet I was the talk of the staff room
A MUM was left mortified when she was called into the school office to collect some "inappropriate" toys that had been confiscated from her son.
Marie, who is heavily pregnant, had been having a nap when her phone rang, and it was the school asking that she come in.
When she asked why, she was told, "There's a couple of things we'd like you to collect from the office, they've been confiscated from Ewan for being inappropriate!"
"So I put the phone down, and it's dawned on me - I know exactly what they are," Marie said in a video on her TikTok page.
"I think I know exactly what they are. And I just can't believe this kid!
"So you know those Crollocks? The dangly Crocs charms - they're dangly balls that go on the back of Crocs.
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"Yesterday he had one dangling off his Air Up bottle and I think he's taken his Air Up bottle to school with a dangly Croc b**lock hanging off of it."
"Nooooo, surely it's not that," she sighed.
"Why does he do this to me?
"So now I've got to go down to the school office and pick up an envelope with confiscated items in it that I'm pretty sure are b**ody Croc bollocks."
Resuming the video from the car after arriving at the school, Marie said: "Please don't be b**locks, please don't be b**locks. Why does he do these things to me?
"Oh God this is so embarrassing. Does anyone else's kids do this to them? I'm 9 months pregnant.
"I haven't got the b**locks to get out the car and go and get them from the office!"
Marie eventually got up the courage to go into the office, and came out with an envelope.
Inside the envelope was the offending Crollocks, and another keyring with some writing on it.
"When the school calls. Crollok drama," Marie captioned the video.
And the comments section was immediately filled with people laughing at the unfortunate situation, with many admitting Marie must have been the talk of the staff room.
"Yknow all the teachers laughed about this in the staff room," one wrote.
"I bet there's some coffee being spat out in that staff room," another added.
"I’m telling you we would all be in the staff room p**sing ourselves," a third commented.
"As an ex TA that could have waited until end of the day , but also we’d have found it hilarious," someone else wrote.
"This has made my day!" another added.
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To which Marie replied: "He continues to embarrass me daily.
"When I think it can't get any worse, it does!"